The Patriarch and the Hooker
Several years ago The Patriarch and The Matriarch
decided to take in some vittles in the big city.
Greg (the Barrista) was a server at The Rocky Mountain Diner. Perfect place for a nice night out on the town.
After enjoying a few beverages and a meal, we decided to take a stroll around downtown. Good place to do people watching. As we strolled hand in hand a nice? young lady in black fishnet stockings and a really!! short leather skirt approached The Patriarch.(yes we knew what she had in mind).
The Patriarch in all his wisdom stated that The Matriarch had not given him his weekly allowance
yet. Yep you got it the man hasn't had an allowance since