Through the Eyes of The Spoon

Ok- Splashland where Michelle tried to kill me, and why do I have a fear of drowning even to this very day?
May need help on the details...

It was Kristine who started the great pool slapping match. I will now give you the real break down:

Michelle: Happily swimming and singing oh what a beautiful day, when out of know where ( like a great white shark) came a mad girl( Kristine) and pulled her hair and slapped her.

Kristine: "Waahaaha"

Michelle: Then gave the mad one a lesson in pool manners, ( which was badly needed)

NEARLY the truth. 
perhaps a reciprocal slap and hair pull occurred and the sequence of events may be reversed in the above version.  I do recall laughter after and a very confused looking life guard.